Funny paranoia quotes

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  3 hours ago

  Share →: Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

  Commentary:
  "Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

  Commentary:
  "When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to true crime podcasts: turning armchair detectives into potential masterminds since forever 🔍🎧🕵️‍♂️ #CrimePodcastJunkie #DontMessWithUs"

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