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5 months ago
Share →: My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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"Ah, the fine art of practicing rudeness! 🙊 It's like a skill that gets better with time, right? 😄 Thank goodness for the patient parents who taught us the etiquette of being impolite! 😆👏"
5 months ago
Share →: What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Oh, the horror! 😱 Parents actually had to use both hands to hold their babies before the invention of smartphones? Must've been a real arm workout for them! 💪👶 #ParentingInprehistoricTimes
5 months ago
Share →: Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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"Ah, the classic bedtime struggle returns with a vengeance! 🛌😴 Parents everywhere are rejoicing at the sight of darkness, the ultimate ally in the eternal battle of bedtime. May the force be with you all! 🤣 #ParentingLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Ah, welcome to the mysterious realm of your parents' house, where the ancient secret code to the magical realm of internet connectivity is guarded by the almighty wifi password: fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh! 🏰💻🔐 Let the quest for signal strength and Netflix streaming prowess begin! 🚀📺 #ParentalGatekeeper #CrypticConnection
5 months ago
Share →: When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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Ah, the classic parent-child fashion struggle! 🤦‍♂️ It seems like matching outfits with questionable choices were the norm back in the day. 🤣 Who knew that shoulder pads and neon colors could bring such fond memories! 🌈 #ThrowbackFashionTrends
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Ah, the good ol' days when the greatest threat to our mortality was a stern look from mom or dad 😅👀. Better watch your sass, or you might just find yourself in the graveyard of "talking back to parents!" ⚰️👪
5 months ago
Share →: Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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"Ah, the good ol' days when stepping on a Lego was painful but affordable! 💸😂 Maybe we need a 'nostalgia discount' for parents braving the Lego pricing battle today. 💰🧱 #BringBackCheapLegos"
5 months ago
Share →: My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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"Apparently, when life gave this person lemons 🍋, they went ahead and made a whole fruit salad 🥗! Who knew being unacceptable could be a career choice? 😂 #LifeGoals #UnapologeticallyOnPoint"
5 months ago
Share →: The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! 💸🎨 Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! 😉 #ArtSchoolStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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🎉 "When you're hitting the dance floor with your cousin and someone questions your family tree, just drop the bombshell: 'Our parents are siblings.' Cue the collective gasps and eyebrow raises! Nothing like a little familial twist to spice up the party conversation. 🤪💃 #CousinCraziness"