Commentary:
Who knew hot dogs had a secret rap name? 🌭🎤 Please, let's not turn them into urban legends. 😂
1149 Funny people quotes
Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.
Commentary:
Embracing my "noble antagonist" phase one courteous boundary at a time 😈✨💁♀️
I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.
Commentary:
Finding fellow Spongebob speakers is like discovering a secret society of giggles under the sea! 🐠🤣🌊
Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?
Commentary:
Running on stress and iced coffee is the new balanced diet! 🏃♀️☕️😅
I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.
Commentary:
Sounds like you’ve got a built-in commentary feature! 😂🤐🎬
Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.
Commentary:
They should have offered PhDs in Hide and Seek, I'd be a world champ by now! 🎓🤷♂️😂
People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.
Commentary:
Five-year plans? I'm just aiming for five-minute ones! 😂📅🧠
How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.
Commentary:
Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert
You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.
Commentary:
Looks like I've leveled up to boss mode! When did life become an extreme sport? 🏋️♂️💪🤣
Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.
Commentary:
Who knew my love came with a warranty and they still didn't read the fine print? 🤦♀️💔😂