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Instagram: where the grass is greener and the filters are stronger 😂📸🌳
1149 Funny people quotes
Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.
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Ah, the joys of collecting a personal gallery of future ghost stories 👻👥 #GhostedByMy20s
I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.
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Time flies when you're busy doing absolutely nothing! 😂⏰🛋️
People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.
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Social distancing: the secret ingredient to people-watching without all that pesky human interaction! 🤔😂🚪🔒
I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.
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Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.
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Two lovebirds eyeing each other like they're deciding who's the appetizer 🍽️👀💋
“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”
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It's not a phase, Mom—I'm just honing my debate skills for the next family dinner 🍝👨⚖️💻
Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.
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Finally, someone found the fast track to my list of new best friends 🤣🚫✈️
People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.
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Guess I'll need to start issuing "Cool Media Club" membership cards 🎟️😎📺
No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.
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Sounds like they're living in a glass house and throwing shade! 🌪️🤐🕵️♂️