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Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Live now on Twitch:

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Seen just now on X:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Just shared via Twitch:

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

Making waves on Pinterest:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Live now on Threads:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Just shared via TikTok:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Trending via Messenger:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

59 shares on Discord this month:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

62 shares on X this month:

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

44 shares on Threads this month:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

57 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I’m saving myself for my vibrator.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Trending via YouTube:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Just shared via Twitch:

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

Just landed via X:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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