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Funny percentage quotes

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

3 days ago

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

1 month ago

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

3 months ago

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

3 months ago

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

3 months ago