When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask "what percentage are you on?"

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the audacity of the teenage charger negotiator! 🙄 It's like a high-stakes game of 'Battery Wars' in the house! ⚡️😂 Next time, maybe we should start charging rent for those borrowed chargers! 💸🔌"

I'm not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Commentary:
"Two percent sounds suspiciously vague 🤔🥛 Who knows what mysteries lie in that remaining 98% – unicorns, aliens, the meaning of life? 🦄👽🤷‍♂️ Let's stick to the sure thing: no milk until we have all the facts! 🚫🥛 #MilkMystery"

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, who knew water could be so smooth with the pick-up lines! 🌊💦 Looks like this person is making a splash with their flirting game – who could resist someone with such a refreshing sense of humor? 😉 #DiveIntoLove