Funny percentage quotes

• The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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  blowing, forecast, humor, joke, meteorology, percentage, prediction, should, weather, weather forecast, wind, windiness

• I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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  compensation, deserve, ever, humor, i, me, pay, percentage, stole, swag, theft

• I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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  apple, eaten, eating, fall, food, humor, i, mistake, people, percentage, pretty, relatable, sticker, sure, under

• When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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  ask, audacity, back, charger, family, humor, percentage, phone, phone charger, technology, teenager

• I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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  2, dairy, drink, drinking, figure, humor, milk, percentage, skepticism

• If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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  humor, me, percentage, personality, self-deprecation, water

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