Funny pessimist quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like his wife sees the glass half empty… or in this case, the bottle half empty! 🍷😂 Maybe he should try a 'glass half full' approach next time!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

  Commentary:
  "Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. 🥂💡 Always looking at things with a spreadsheet mindset – cheers to starting the year off right!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Anonymous Pessimists were so negative that they didn't even bother showing up to their own meeting! 🤷‍♂️ Can you blame them though? 🙄 Maybe they were just too pessimistic to believe in the potential benefits of getting together. 😅 #NegativeNancy #glasshalffull

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