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Funny pessimist quotes

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

1 month ago

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

3 months ago

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

3 months ago