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Funny pessimist quotes

Funny pessimist quotes bring a ๐Ÿ˜‚ twist to the art of expecting the worst! They turn gloomy thoughts into hilarious insights, making life’s little disasters feel a bit more bearable. Whether you’re a seasoned skeptic or just love a good laugh at life’s quirks, these witty gems will brighten your day with a touch of dark humor ๐ŸŒง๏ธโžก๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ. Get ready to chuckle at the upside of pessimism! ๐Ÿ˜Žโœจ

A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Posted onMar 14, 2025Mar 14, 2025

Optimist: The glass is ยฝ full. Pessimist: The glass is ยฝ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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