Funny pessimist quotes

• While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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  2 months ago

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• Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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  2 months ago

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• My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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  2 months ago

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• Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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  2 months ago

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• The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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  2 months ago

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• A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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  5 months ago

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