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Funny pessimist quotes

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025
Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn't have helped anyway.

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025