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They say if you play hold music backwards, you hear the sound of someone laughing at your patience! 🎶🙉😂
34 Funny phone call quotes
Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.
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Just had to call the doctor's office and ask for an adultier adult to take over 📞🤦♂️🧑⚕️
Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”
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Cats really should get more credit; after all, they're the true CEOs of our lives! 🐱📞😂
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.
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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.
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When I get famous, my voicemail mixtape will be called "Unexpected Interludes" 🎶📞😂
Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.
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Because by night, my inner night owl finally gets to party 🎉🦉💫
Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.
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"Oh yeah, I'm definitely qualified to ghost my own job interview! 👻📞😂"
There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.
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When you're on hold forever and start questioning if this is the real life or just a customer service fantasy! 🎶📞😂
Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
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Sure, let me just grab my invisible hitchhiker vest before answering 🤔📞🚗
Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.
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When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭