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49 Funny politics quotes

Funny politics quotes add a light-hearted twist to the often serious world of government and power! 🗳️😂 Whether you’re poking fun at politicians or finding humor in policy mishaps, these quotes offer a fresh, witty perspective on the political landscape. Get ready for a laugh with a dash of satire! 😄🎉

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

3 months ago

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

3 months ago

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

3 months ago

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

3 months ago

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

3 months ago

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

3 months ago

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

3 months ago

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

3 months ago

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

3 months ago