47 Funny post quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: The Millennial's Diary 📖🔍 If you're snooping through tweets, you better buckle up for some unfiltered thoughts and a rollercoaster of emotions! 🎢😂 #TwitterDiaries #PrivacyPlease"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

  Commentary:
  🧮 "When faced with challenging math problems, some people fold under the pressure… while others embrace it with sass! 💁‍♂️💡 Posting online with an air of mystery, claiming 'Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem' – oh, the drama, the suspense! 🤓🤫 Who knew math could come with its own hint of mischief?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

  Commentary:
  "Reading their love posts is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you can't help but feel the urge to send condolences to the exes! 🎢😂 #RelationshipDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic social media mystery: Are they talking about me or nah? 🤔 Just remember, not everything is about you…except maybe this post. It's like a virtual game of hide and seek, but with a sprinkle of sass! 😉 #SocialMediaDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: Where sharing a slice of pizza could start a virtual war 🍕🔥 Who knew a simple photo could stir up so much controversy? Just remember, in the Twitterverse, even the cheesiest topics can be taken oh-so-seriously!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your soulmate hit the "unfriend" button instead of the "reply with love" one 😂💔 But hey, who needs soulmates when you've got memes, right? Keep those posts coming and maybe they'll come crawling back for more! 🤷‍♂️📱

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the land of empty promises and ghostly appearances 👻 Follow for mesmerizing updates… or lack thereof! 😂 #InstagramLife"

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