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Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Live now on Discord:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Trending via Slack:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Making waves on Instagram:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Live now on X:

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

Just shared via WeChat:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Live now on Threads:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Funny potential quotes

Funny potential quotes are like hidden gems 💎 waiting to crack you up 😂 and inspire your day! Whether you need a quick mood boost 🌟 or a clever twist on motivation 🚀, these witty lines bring the perfect blend of humor and insight 🤹‍♂️. Ready to laugh and level up your mindset? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious wisdom that sparks both smiles and smarts! 😄✨

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

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13 shares on Twitch this month:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

58 shares on Instagram this month:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Trending via Twitch:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Trending via Threads:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Live now on Slack:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Going viral on Slack:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Going viral on X:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

Trending via WeChat:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

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