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Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

Trending via Snapchat:

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

Just shared via Slack:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Freshly posted on Discord:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Trending via TikTok:

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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85 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

11 shares on Threads this month:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

68 shares on Threads this month:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Spreading quickly via X:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Spotted on Instagram:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Trending via Messenger:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Seen just now on Messenger:

An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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