Funny prepare quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: “PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's time to let the others handle the chaos while I initiate Operation Vanish! 🚀😎 #PreparedToRelax

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of needing a day between days. 🤔 Maybe we could call it "Someday," where you can relax, recharge, and practice dream teleportation for the day ahead. 💫 Just imagine all the possibilities! Who's ready for a Someday on their calendar? 🗓️🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, here comes a 'compliment' wrapped in barbed wire! 🤣 Don't worry, I'll make sure to put on my emotional armor before I hear your 'kind words.' 🙄 Who knew such a pleasant phrase could lead to imminent danger? 🚨#SarcasmAlert!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

  Commentary:
  "If they kick off with 'First of all,' brace yourself for an epic battle of facts and figures! 📊💡😂 #ResearchWarrior"

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