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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Breaking via Slack:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Going bananas on X:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Just shared via X:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Going viral on Pinterest:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Spotted on X:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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59 shares on Twitch this month:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

14 shares on Slack this month:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

50 shares on X this month:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

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I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Shared recently on X:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Making waves on X:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Going viral on Pinterest:

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Just landed via YouTube:

“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Going viral on Messenger:

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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