Funny public transport quotes

Funny public transport quotes are the perfect way to turn your daily commute into a laughter-filled adventure! ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether you’re squeezed like sardines or stuck in traffic ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ˜…, these witty sayings capture every quirky moment on trains, buses, and subways. Ready to giggle through rush hour? Letโ€™s dive into some hilarious truths about public transport thatโ€™ll make you smile even on the busiest days! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿš‡๐Ÿคฃ

Funny public transport quotes - When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒง๏ธ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!

Funny public transport quotes - Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Havenโ€™t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Havenโ€™t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Commentary:
"Ah, the latest trend in public transportation chic: the art of coughing on the bus. ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ’จ Who needs perfume or cologne when you can just share your germs instead? ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ Just remember folks, sharing is caring… unless it's germs. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคข #CoughingCouture"