Funny public transport quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the latest trend in public transportation chic: the art of coughing on the bus. 🚌💨 Who needs perfume or cologne when you can just share your germs instead? 😷💁🏻‍♂️ Just remember folks, sharing is caring… unless it's germs. 🤣🤢 #CoughingCouture"

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