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Me, at the intervention: "Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place." 🍷😅 Who knew an intervention could double as a reunion of all your stressors and annoyances? Cheers to facing your problems head-on… or with a glass of wine in hand! 🍷🤪 #CheersToSelf-Improvement
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- Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.
- Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.
- I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.
- Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”
- For financial reasons, I will be passing away.
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- Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.
- Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.
- For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.
- Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.
- I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.
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