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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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Share →: Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Me, at the intervention: "Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place." 🍷😅 Who knew an intervention could double as a reunion of all your stressors and annoyances? Cheers to facing your problems head-on… or with a glass of wine in hand! 🍷🤪 #CheersToSelf-Improvement
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Share →: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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"Current mood: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. 🤪🛌💬 Who needs therapy when you have a fluffy pillow, right? 😅🤫 #PillowScreamingTherapy"

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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