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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

Going viral on WeChat:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Making waves on Threads:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Making waves on Instagram:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Trending via Messenger:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Going viral on WeChat:

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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90 shares on WeChat this month:

Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Trending via Reddit:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Going viral on Threads:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Spotted on Telegram:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Going viral on Slack:

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

Live now on YouTube:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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