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5 months ago
Share →: Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Commentary:
"Consulting with your partners in crime, a.k.a. your partners in craziness! 😜🤪 Can't make important decisions without the approval of your fellow lunatics, am I right? 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: “Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Commentary:
Oh, Mondays… the day that just keeps on giving 😅⏰ It's like a perpetual Groundhog Day loop of chaos and mayhem! Just keep swimming through those Monday minutes, you got this! 💪🏼😆 #MondayMadness
5 months ago
Share →: I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the sound of someone chewing could be the ultimate kryptonite? 🦸‍♂️🍽️ It's like a symphony of crunches and smacks… but instead of music, it's just irritation in stereo! 🎵🙉 #PetPeeves #ChewOnThat"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wobbly chair and I should form a support group for the unstable! 🪑😜 Who knew furniture could relate to our struggles too? Stay strong, wobbly chair, we're in this wobble together! 💪😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'elbow waterfall' maneuver in every face washing routine – a truly exhilarating experience for all, except maybe your elbow! 🚿💦😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Commentary:
"Maybe Mary and Joseph were the original procrastinators when it came to taking down the Christmas decorations 🤔🎄 Who knew even the holiest of couples had to deal with the post-holiday cleanup blues? 😂 #tistheseasonforstorageprocrastination"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Commentary:
Isn't it just the worst when the singer can't even get their own lyrics right? 🤣 Maybe they need a teleprompter for their own songs! 🎤🎶 #LyricFail
5 months ago
Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Commentary:
"🎵 That's me in the corner, 🎤 that's me in the spotlight, 🙀 begging for my cat's attention! 🐾 Who needs fame when you have a feline overlord ruling your life? 😹 #CatLife #AttentionSeeker"
6 months ago
Share →: Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rebellious act of reversing the dishwasher unload – a daring endeavor to break free from the monotony of daily tasks! 💪😄 Who knew kitchen chores could spark such excitement and adventure? Take that, ordinary routine! 🍽️♻️ #DishwasherDaring"
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Commentary:
"Looks like that package is stealing the spotlight! 📦🏠 Don't worry, it's just a delivery, not an audition for 'Home Alone 5'! 😂 #PackageDrama"