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5 months ago
Share →: They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Commentary:
"If they invented a rest for the wicked, would it come with devilishly comfortable cushions? 😈💤 #EvilNaps"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime routine of overthinking, also known as the 'brain marathon' 🏃‍♂️💭 Who needs sleep when you can analyze every life decision you've ever made at 2 am? 😂 #InsomniaGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you're taking 'unwinding' to a whole new level! 🤪 Perhaps it's time to switch from decomposing to decompressing…less mess, more zen! 🧘‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, nothing like sipping on a golden smoothie while achieving inner peace 💰🧘‍♂️ Who knew enlightenment could be so lavish? #SpiritualLuxury"
5 months ago
Share →: Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Commentary:
"Relaxing in a hammock is like daring the universe to throw a curveball your way! 🌴😅 Just hanging out, hoping for a smooth sailing day with zero unexpected emergencies. Because who has time for problems when you're busy perfecting the art of hammock napping? 😄🌞 #CarefreeLiving"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Commentary:
"Trying to balance stress levels and doing nothing is an art form 🎨💆‍♂️ It's like juggling chaos and serenity at the same time! 🤹‍♂️ #LifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Commentary:
"Must be ruff being a dog! 🐶 Just imagine, a never-ending spa day with massages from everyone you wag your tail at! 💆‍♂️🐾 Who needs a fancy spa when you've got a whole world of masseuses waiting to pamper you? 😂 #DogLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Commentary:
"Therapist of the Year award goes to… *drumroll*… Me! 🏆💤 Who needs therapy when you can just nap your problems away, am I right?! 😂 #NapTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic Sunday dilemma – snooze or choose church shoes! 😈👠 Looks like the devil is channeling his inner social media guru today, spreading likes instead of fire and brimstone. Who knew he had such a good eye for content? 😂👹 #SundayFunday #DevilLikes
5 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of freedom from the dreaded alarm clock ⏰! It's like a mini celebration for your tired soul 🎉. No more snooze button battles or waking up in a panic – just pure, uninterrupted sleep! So go ahead, savor the moment and sleep in like a champion 😴💪!"