Funny required quotes

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025