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Funny required quotes

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

1 month ago

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

3 months ago

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

3 months ago

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

3 months ago