Funny required quotes

• Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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• It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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• No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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• As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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• Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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• Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

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  5 months ago

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