Funny required quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the hidden clause in the fine print of the Frisbee Code – thou shalt confront the rooftop within a week! It seems even the frisbee gods love a good roof adventure. Just remember, if your frisbee ends up on the roof, maybe it's just reaching for the stars… or seagulls."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry LinkedIn, I may be open to snacks and naps, but work? That's a non-negotiable contract! 💼😂 #ProfessionalPriorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old dad joke ritual of leaf-raking banter! 🍂😄 A classic way to bond with your neighbor over yard work, and maybe sneak in a subtle request for some leaf-raking assistance! 😉🍁 Just remember to always add a dash of playful humor to your chores to keep things light and fun! 🤣🏡 #DadJokes #LeafRakingFun

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

  Commentary:
  "Perhaps mosquitoes are just sticklers for summer fashion, insisting on that Capri Sun aesthetic 🍹🦟 While it may sound like a comedic legal requirement, I think they just have a penchant for personal 'touch' when it comes to snacking 😂 #FashionableMosquito"

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