131 Funny responsibility quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

  Commentary:
  Who knew my inner boss would be more of a party planner than a drill sergeant? 🥳🛳️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

  Commentary:
  Adulting: where the responsibilities multiply like socks in the laundry! 🧦🌀💸

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

  Commentary:
  I'd ask for store credit and exchange it for infinite naps and free snacks! 😴😂🍕

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

  Commentary:
  Why stop at shoes, cookies, and toys? Let's put them in charge of everything—maybe we'll finally get free cookies with every shoe purchase and toys that assemble themselves! 🍪👠🎁

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

  Commentary:
  When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

  Commentary:
  When the fun gets going, my funds get going… going… gone! 💸😂🤦‍♂️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out, you can't fake a cough to call in sick when your boss is on your social media! 🤧🚫📲 #AdultingFails"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

  Commentary:
  "Stepping down with grace and heading to the kids' table 🍰👶 #RetiredAdult"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

  Commentary:
  "When the sun's out but so is your to-do list! 🌞➡️📋 #AdultingStrikesAgain"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

  Commentary:
  "When you're the CEO of your own drama club! 🎭🙈 #SelfSabotageStrikesAgain"

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