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Planning for an epic world trip… around the block! ✈️🌍 Back by dinner! 🍕😄
80 Funny run quotes
It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.
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Haphazard photo arrangements and blurry selfies? It's called being effortlessly mysterious! 🔍🤳🔥
Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.
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When you think you're on a romantic stroll but accidentally sign up for a marathon 🏃♂️🏃♀️💨
I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.
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Sauntering into the weekend like a boss while the heroes are out of breath. Darth Vader taught me well 😎🦹♂️👟
I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.
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I suspect it's just coffee with a hint of magic potion! ☕✨🏃♂️
About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.
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Attempting to outrun poor personality traits one stride at a time 🏃♀️💨 or maybe just sprinting to the fridge instead 😂🍕
Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?
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HDMI cords are like the reigning champions in the cable world—always connecting and never asking for more than a good plug-in! 🎮📺⚡
Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.
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Guess I'll start practicing my on-the-spot treadmill skills for ghost season! 👻🏃♂️😂
I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.
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"Finally, a workout routine I can stick to! 🛋️📱💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"
Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.
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"Nothing like a morning jog to remind me why I prefer pancakes! 🏃♂️🥞😅"