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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Breaking via Reddit:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Trending via Telegram:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Going viral on WeChat:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Spotted on Discord:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Just landed via TikTok:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Just landed via TikTok:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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