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This level of trust might get you upgraded to co-pilot! 🛫😂
139 Funny saying quotes
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”
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Clapping in the trenches: "We really nailed that war thing, didn't we?" 😂👏🪖
I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?
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Trying to solve the existential mystery of "it" like a detective who lost their magnifying glass 🔍🤔😂
Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”
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When you get tired of playing the world's longest game of charades with strangers 😂🤷♂️🎭
Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’
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Guess it's called "variety" when you own four shades of "almost the same" 😆👕👕👕👕
Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.
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It's amazing how a goofy voice and a furball can turn anyone into Dr. Doolittle on happy pills! 🐶😄🐱
The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.
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Doing the Irish goodbye like a social ninja, vanishing into the shadows before anyone notices 🥷💨👋
Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.
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Buckle up, we're taking the scenic route through Storyville! 🚗📜🤣
Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.
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Embracing adulthood one tearful karaoke session at a time! 🚗🎤😭