108 Funny self-care quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes you need to balance out the chaos with a dash of serenity 🧘‍♂️🌿 It's all about finding that perfect equilibrium between burning the candle at both ends and then trying to soothe the burn marks! 🕯️🔥😅 #SelfCareStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of life: battling with sunscreen like it's a hide and seek champion 🤔🌞 Who needs enemies when you've got your elusive back as your nemesis? 🤷‍♂️😂 #SunscreenWars"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive quest for solitude and mental preparation in the wee hours of the morning – the ultimate life hack for introverts and morning birds alike! 🌅☕️ Just don't hit the snooze button too many times, or you might run out of hours to prep and end up diving headfirst into the chaos! ⏰😅 #MorningMentor #AloneTimeAlchemist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said medication couldn't be fun clearly hasn't seen me in action – humming, dancing, and organizing pills like a pro! 💊💃 Embrace the nutty side, it's the happiest one! 😜 #PillPoppingDiva"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the vicious cycle of stress! It's like stressing about stressing – stress-ception! 🌀 Just when you think you've got it under control, stress pops up to say 'Surprise!' 🤯 Don't stress about stressing about stress…or do you? 🤔 Let's find some stress relief for your stressed-out stress! 💆‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for a moisturizer that can hide the fact that my under-eye bags have their own postal code 💌💤 #TiredSince2010"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

  Commentary:
  "Being awesome is a full-time job, and yesterday's shift really wore me out! 😅💪 Today, I might just settle for 'slightly above average' and call it a win. #AwesomeStruggles"

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