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Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

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Making waves on Telegram:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Freshly posted on X:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Breaking via Reddit:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Shared recently on Telegram:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Spotted on Telegram:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Going viral on Telegram:

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

Seen just now on X:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Making waves on X:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Spotted on Discord:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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45 shares on Telegram this month:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

26 shares on X this month:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

44 shares on Threads this month:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

100 shares on WeChat this month:

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

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Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Just shared via X:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Spreading quickly via X:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Just shared via Messenger:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Going bananas on Discord:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Going viral on Instagram:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Just landed via Snapchat:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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