Funny shared quotes

• Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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  6 days ago

  bros., buy, buyout, cash, corporate, corporate buyout, enough, entertainment, family, irony, mom, Netflix, password, password sharing, passwords, poor, service, shared, sharing, streaming, streaming service, warner, Warner Bros.

• I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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  1 week ago

  annoyance, annoyed, compatibility, cringe, dating, humor, humorous, i, interest, just, relationship, same, shared, shared interest, someone, things, want

• The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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  1 week ago

  activity, entertaining, entertainment, Funny, gender, gender humor, humor, masculine, masculine urge, relationship, shared, shared activity, sit, through, urge, video, woman, YouTube

• I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, date, date idea, drink, funny moment, glass, going, gravy, humor, i, idea, moment, quirky, quirky activity, shared, shared drink, straws, well

• Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, bike, couple, dynamics, every, experience, figure, fun, fun activity, funny observation, humor, i, observation, pissed, relationship, relationship dynamics, riding, shared, shared experience, tandem, tandem bike, time, try

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