Funny shared quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

  Commentary:
  Relationship goals: synchronizing our eye rolls 😆🙄❤️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

  Commentary:
  "When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

  Commentary:
  Looks like they really know how to stir things up on a first date 😂🍴 Who knew gravy could be the key to romance? #GravyGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

  Commentary:
  🚲 Seeing a couple on a tandem bike always raises the eternal question: who drew the short straw in this pedaling partnership? 😅 It's like a two-wheeled test of patience and teamwork. Just hope they don't hit a bump in the road… or have a tandem tiff! #RidingInSync

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