Funny shaving quotes

• It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, fitness, gym, humor, joke, leg, leg day, misunderstanding, self-care, shaving

• Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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  1 month ago

  body, body hair, case, grooming, hair, humor, just, media, post, preparation, shaved, shaving, social, social media

• I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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  2 months ago

  always, beauty, beauty routine, face, grooming, humor, i, make-up, makeup, men, routine, shaving, stupid, women, wonder

• And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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  2 months ago

  after, date, disappointment, expectation, humor, i, legs, relationship, shaved, shaving, think

• Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, beauty standard, commercial, commercials, gorilla, hairless, hairless leg, humor, impress, leg, legs, razor, satire, shave, shaving, someone, standard, stop, want

• I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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  2 months ago

  alive, armpits, care, deodorant, feel, humor, hygiene, i, personal, personal care, shaving, still

• Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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  2 months ago

  beards, cleaning, humor, men, relationship, sexy, shaving, sick, washbasin, women

• I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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  4 months ago

  humor, i, leave, leg, me, parlor, prank, shaving, tattoo, tattoo parlor, trick

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