Funny shaving quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

  Commentary:
  Well, it's a tough competition between contorted makeup faces 🤪 and the inevitable shaving mishaps of men 🧔. One thing's for sure, both activities can result in some hilarious facial expressions! 😂💄🪒 #BeautyStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal 'shaved legs dilemma'! 🦵💭 It's like a commitment test for your razor and your patience. 😅 Maybe we should start a 'Shave-On-Demand' service for such occasions! 💁‍♀️✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

  Commentary:
  "Dear razor commercials, stop aiming for smooth legs – aim for the jungle! 🦍💇‍♂️ Impress your date by shaving a gorilla, now that's taking things to the next level! 🌿😂 #GorillaGroomingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet, refreshing sensation of deodorant post-shave – a true wake-up call for the armpits! 💪🪒 Who knew that feeling alive could involve a spritz of freshness and a smooth shave? It's the little things in life, folks! 😄 #ArmpitAwakening"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Women created the beard trend so they wouldn't have to deal with beard trimmings in the washbasin anymore! 🧔🚫💦 #GeniusPlan #NoMoreCleanup"

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