Funny shift quotes

• Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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  24 hours ago

  anxiety, embarrassing, embarrassment, health, humor, mental, mental health, night, night shift, nightmare, nightmares, shift, sleep, stress, why, working

• She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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  1 day ago

  car, drive, driving, humor, manual, manual transmission, millennial, shift, stereotype, stick, stick shift, transmission, unique

• My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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  3 weeks ago

  before, boss, coffee, coffee shop, complaint, denied, hear, humor, me, music, never, raise, shift, shop, today, wanted, work

• I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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  1 month ago

  again, communication, freaky, hate, humor, i, mood, mood shift, morning, night, pure, purity, reply, shift, shut, someone, something, still, sun, texting, vibe

• I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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  2 months ago

  animal, car, end, escape, humor, i, ID, joke, penguin, pet, shift, work, workplace, zoo

• I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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  2 months ago

  adore, change, disappointment, disillusionment, hate, i, just, listening, music, musical, musical taste, personal, personal preference, preference, rapper, shift, taste, used

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