39 Funny short quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

  Commentary:
  When I say "long story short," what I really mean is "grab some popcorn, get cozy, and let me unleash the extended director's cut version of this tale." 🎬✨ Who needs bonus features when you've got my storytelling skills on full display?😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the vicious cycle of winter – coffee by day, darkness by night. It's like a never-ending battle between caffeine and the sun ☕🌚 Better stock up on those energy drinks, because winter is coming!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

  Commentary:
  Wow, can you believe it? Some people are out there living on the edge of chaos, packing just the essentials for their trip. 🧳🧦 Who needs options when you can have simplicity, right? Maybe they're just really good at re-wearing outfits and embracing the minimalist lifestyle. 💁‍♂️👚 Next level packing skills or sheer bravery? You decide! 😄 #TravelLightAndThrillBright

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

  Commentary:
  "Who said optimism had to be hard work? 😂💭 Embrace the joy of knowing that your cozy bed awaits you in just 17 short hours! Sweet dreams, dreamer! 💤✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

  Commentary:
  "Because who has time for safe ejecting when there's a whole world to conquer? 💥😎 #LivingDangerously"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

  Commentary:
  "Life is shorter than a kid's attention span… unless you're listening to them break down the complexities of PAW Patrol 🐾😂 #ParentingRealities"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to hold back those pearly whites! Flash that smile while you've still got all your chompers intact! 😁🦷 #SmileBright"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is short, flirt with me!

  Commentary:
  "Life is shorter than my attention span, so make it interesting and flirt with me! 😉💃 #YOLO"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "long story short" – the ultimate signal that you're already in for a narrative marathon! 🏃‍♂️💨 It's like putting a speed bump after driving through a pot-hole-ridden road. 🚗😂 Just embrace the inevitable tale-telling adventure and settle in for the long haul! 🎢✨

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