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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

2 months ago

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

3 months ago

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

3 months ago