Funny significant quotes

• There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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  2 months ago

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• Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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  2 months ago

  biome, girl’s name, girls, humor, name, names, nature, only, Savannah, significance, significant, wordplay

• I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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  2 months ago

  cheese, food, humor, i, love, meet, name, relationship, significant, significant other

• It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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  2 months ago

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• If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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  2 months ago

  attempt, failure, humor, persistence, significant, statistically, statistically significant, success, times, try

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