Funny significant quotes

Savannah is one of the only girl's names that's also a significant "biome".

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025