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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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