165 Funny sorry quotes

Funny sorry quotes turn apologies into laugh-out-loud moments — especially when we’re only *kind of* sorry! 😂🙈 Whether it’s saying “sorry, not sorry,” apologizing for something you’ll definitely do again, or offering an insincere “oops,” these quotes remind us that sometimes, the funniest way to say sorry is with a wink and a punchline. Because let’s be real — we’re *sort of* sorry! 😆💬🤷‍♂️

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely…

Commentary:
No worries, embrace the cringe! Awkwardness is just your charm trying to break free 🤪🙈🤷‍♂️ Just keep awkward-ing on, the world needs more of your uniqueness!

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"Apologies for my tardiness, but when Beyoncé starts playing in the produce aisle, punctuality goes out the window! 🛒🎶 #GroceryStoreJamSession"

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squand…

Commentary:
"Today's agenda: professional bed-rotter and potential squanderer. 💤🛌 Don't mind me, just reaching maximum entropy levels here. 😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back o…

Commentary:
"Looks like his fashion sense is stuck in the '90s 😎🙈 Maybe he thinks it's a 'cool' way to look out for his exes behind him 👀🕶️ #ThrowbackThursday"

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Commentary:
"Apology accepted… with a side of 'I told you so' 😉! It's ok, sometimes being right can come with a little extra sass! 🤭👏"

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Commentary:
"No worries, my phone has a mind of its own! 📱😅 Next time, maybe I'll try the 'accidentally drop the phone in a pillow fort' technique for a more believable excuse. 💁‍♂️🏰"

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awe…

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic selective hearing move, a true masterpiece of skill and finesse! 🤭👂 Nothing like nodding along to 'awesome' without a clue what was even said! Just hope it wasn't a question… 🤷‍♂️😂"

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the sho…

Commentary:
"Looks like that psycho got a slice of something unexpected! 🚿🔪😂 Hopefully, they'll think twice before barging in again! 🤣"

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Commentary:
"Sorry for my delayed arrival, folks! Got ambushed by a rogue gang of bubble wrap that needed popping 🙈💥 Who can resist that satisfying *pop* sound, am I right? #BubbleWrapWars"

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I̵…

Commentary:
Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective

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