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  5 months ago

  Share →: untitled post 129420

  January was a tough year but we made it.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, getting fired from a massage parlor for rubbing people the wrong way? That's quite the twist 😂 Maybe they just couldn't handle your unconventional 'deep tissue' technique 🤔 Keep those massages strictly PG next time! 💆‍♂️💼 #RubbedTheWrongWay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

  Commentary:
  "Stop being a professional self-critic and start a new career in self-appreciation! 🌟 Get specific about what you love about yourself instead of what you hate. Let your inner cheerleader out to play! 📣💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like procrastination is the key to immortality!⏳😂 Who knew deadlines were actually the secret to everlasting life?⏱️💀 #ForeverProcrastinating"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of vague aspirations coming back to haunt us! 😂 It's all fun and games until you realize you're not even sure who you wanted to be in the first place! 🤔 Next time, let's remember to aim for something a bit more specific, shall we? 🎯"

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