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Funny specific quotes

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I probably never die because I don't finish anything without a specific deadline.

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025