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I attempted a cartwheel and invented a new yoga pose: flailing flamingo 🦩🤣
281 Funny still quotes
I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.
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Dropping it is the easy part—retrieving it? That's where the real workout happens! 😂🙌🔥
Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.
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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving! 🙃⏰✨
I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.
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Dreams really do come true; too bad my friends won't pay me for my professional couch-warming services! 🛋️😴🔥
Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”
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When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.
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Still "selfie-cute," just keeping it under wraps for suspense! 😎📷✨
Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”
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When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌
Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”
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Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" 📞😅 #LostInTranslation
Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.
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The real struggle is deciding whether to become a professional napper or a full-time snack enthusiast 🤔🛌🍟
Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.
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Even after all these years, my tongue and teeth still aren't on speaking terms! 🍽️🤦♂️🤣