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Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Going viral on Facebook:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Trending via Slack:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Making waves on X:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Reported on X:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Reported on Telegram:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Just shared via Facebook:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Just shared via Slack:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Going viral on YouTube:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Trending via Messenger:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Breaking via WeChat:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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Funny sweatpants quotes

Funny sweatpants quotes bring a touch of humor to our comfiest clothing! 🩳😂 Whether you’re lounging at home or embracing a laid-back style, these quotes highlight the cozy and often hilarious side of wearing sweatpants. Enjoy a chuckle and celebrate the ultimate in casual comfort with these amusing quotes! 😆🛋️

New funny sweatpants quotes 👇

4 months ago
Share →: My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Commentary:
🤣 Ah, the classic "intervention" moment by the sweatpants! Looks like it's time to retire from the cozy lounge life and dive back into the world of office attire. Good luck explaining the office dress code to your comfy companions! 🩴👔 #SweatpantsVsOfficeJob
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? 🎉 Comfort is the new couture, baby! 💁‍♂️ #NewYearsEveGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Commentary:
🤣 "Life's rollercoaster of fashion: one day strutting like a fashion icon, the next day realizing you're just a grocery store fashionista in sweatpants! 😎🛒 #FashionDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Commentary:
"Just call it contemporary folklore 🤣 Sweatpants: the unofficial uniform of productivity and comfort 🎨💼 Who needs fancy costumes when you have the versatility of sweatpants? 💁‍♂️👖 #FashionForward #CasualChic"
6 months ago
Share →: And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's mastered the art of fashion transformation 🪄👖 Who needs a wardrobe overhaul when you can just redefine 'recycling' your sweatpants 😅♻️ Keep the magic alive, fashion wizard! 🔮✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Commentary:
"Dressing to impress the couch, runway ready in my finest sweatpants! 💁‍♂️💃 Who says you can't be both trendy and comfortable? #SweatpantsModelGoals"

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Going viral on Instagram:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Freshly posted on Discord:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Shared recently on WeChat:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Seen just now on X:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Trending via Discord:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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