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Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Going viral on Telegram:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Trending via Telegram:

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

Trending via X:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Trending via Telegram:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Just landed via WeChat:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Live now on Threads:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Freshly posted on Discord:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Live now on X:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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82 shares on Twitch this month:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

99 shares on WeChat this month:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

29 shares on Threads this month:

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

73 shares on Slack this month:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

These aliens are taking forever.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

Trending via TikTok:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Breaking via Slack:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Going viral on Reddit:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Trending via WhatsApp:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Just shared via Reddit:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Breaking via Reddit:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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