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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

This Monday could have been an email.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Making waves on WeChat:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Reported on Facebook:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Just shared via Reddit:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Making waves on Discord:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Live now on Twitch:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Reported on Slack:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Breaking via Slack:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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1 week ago
Share →: Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Commentary:
"Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙‍♂️💌✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Commentary:
"Working from mind today! 🧠📞 Guess that means I’m always 'on call' 😉✨"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

Commentary:
"Just tuned into your brainwaves—amazing show! 📡😆🧠"
5 months ago
Share →: Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Commentary:
🤔 "Ah, the ancient art of telepathy! Let me check my spam folder for your message… 🧐 Oh no, it must have gotten lost among all the mental junk mail! 😂 Next time, try sending a carrier pigeon just to be safe! 🐦💌"
6 months ago
Share →: I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Commentary:
Oh dear, did my telepathic carrier pigeon get lost en route to your brain? 🧐🕊️ Don't worry, I've upgraded to sending messages via psychic owls now. 🦉 Hopefully, they'll reach you in time for our next séance! 🔮😄
6 months ago
Share →: I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "I will be posting telepathically… So if you suddenly feel a surge of humor, congratulations, you've just been mind-memed by moi! Think of it as a mental high-five with a comedic twist ✨🤪 #MindMemeMaven"

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Spotted on Threads:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Seen just now on Instagram:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Just shared via Threads:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Reported on Slack:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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