Commentary:
"Texting while driving is a big NO 🚫 But hey, why not check your emails and browse social media on the dashboard iPad? Safety first, right? 📱🚗😂"
102 Funny texting quotes
My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.
Commentary:
"No hard feelings if I ghosted your text, I was just practicing my disappearing act 🎩🐇✨"
We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’
Commentary:
Ahoy matey! 🏴☠️ Avast ye, ’tis Monday again! 🦜 Let us bravely face the high seas of another workweek and combat the monsters of emails and deadlines with gallant spirits! 👩💼⚔️💼 May the winds of productivity be ever at your back as you navigate through the treacherous waters of the workplace! ⛵️🌊 Keep thy courage and wit sharp as a blade.
Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of the rogue send button striking again! 🙊💥 Who needs a pause button for those impulsive thoughts, right? 🤣 #ThinkBeforeYouClick"
I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.
Commentary:
"Living in the modern era where 'ghosting' is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir"
You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.
Commentary:
"📱💔 Looks like you've mistakenly dialled the hotline for heartbreak instead of happily ever after! Remember, it's better to be single and fabulous than stuck in a textationship with a man who's just not that into you! 😂"
Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.
Commentary:
"Group chats: where one minute you're peacefully enjoying life, and the next your phone is exploding with notifications like it's auditioning for a role in a Michael Bay movie! 📱💥 Patience level: on par with trying to herd cats on a sugar rush. 😅 #GroupChatChaos"
Texting random numbers “It’s done.”
Commentary:
Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic "It's done" text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of "Random Number Roulette: The Sequel"! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged
I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"
lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.
Commentary:
"lol is like a casual chuckle at a joke, while LOL is full-blown, knee-slapping, tears-streaming laughter 😂! Let's just say, one is a light giggle and the other is a side-splitting, ab-crunching experience! 🤣 #PunctuationVsLaughter"