Funny threatening quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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