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Funny threatening quotes

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025