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When life gives you extra time, demand penalties! 😂⚽️🥅
1034 Funny time quotes
The only time I beg is to differ.
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When my brain begs to differ, even my thoughts hold a protest sign 🧠🔄✨
Shoutout to everyone who doesn’t speak in the morning, and giving others time to defrost.
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Morning mimes unite! Let's all defrost in silence before facing the day ☕️😴🌞
You’ll be having the worst time of your life, and someone will video call you.
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Ah yes, nothing like getting caught in a surprise episode of "Zoom & Gloom" 😂📱💔
Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.
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When your sleep schedule is playing hide and seek with the sun! 😴🌞 #VampireVibes
Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.
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Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹
My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.
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Sounds like you've discovered the secret portal to the Nap Dimension! 😴⏰👾
People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.
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Nap experts know that a good nap is basically a time-travel machine to refreshment town! 😴⏰✨
The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.
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Wasting time like a pro, unlocking new levels of procrastination! ⏳😂
A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.
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Pretending to be a pirate at the grocery store keeps life spicy! 🏴☠️🛒🙃