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Nap experts know that a good nap is basically a time-travel machine to refreshment town! 😴⏰✨
1037 Funny time quotes
The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.
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Wasting time like a pro, unlocking new levels of procrastination! ⏳😂
A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.
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Pretending to be a pirate at the grocery store keeps life spicy! 🏴☠️🛒🙃
You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.
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"Ah yes, the movie where cinematic history meets accidental sunburns! ☀️😂🎬"
My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.
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When someone starts acting like they're auditioning for a soap opera, it's definitely time to skip to the next channel! 🎭📺😂
I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.
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Sounds like you've got the grass-roots solution for filling your free time! 🌱😂🌿
Being alone is my favourite way of being.
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Love having solo parties; the guest list is always perfect! 🎉😄🛋️
Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.
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Getting ready to turn my living room into a five-star panic resort! 😅🏃♂️💨
Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.
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Praying to the Wi-Fi gods for strong signals today! 📱🙏😂
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱