Funny twin quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

  Commentary:
  "👶✈️ Buckle up, little ones! 🍼✨ Looks like those twin babies are ready for takeoff with your gourmet airplane meals! 😂✈️ Just make sure they don't request a snack trolley next. 🛒🍭 #FuturePilots #MileHighSnackClub"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs twin telepathy when you have bills to pay and work deadlines to meet? 🙅‍♂️👯‍♂️ #AdultingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs workout buddies when you can just mirror yourself? 💪 Double the gains, half the fees! 🏋️‍♂️ #TwinningGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

  Commentary:
  "Sharing a twin rumor with your neighbors just to avoid small talk – talk about using sibling leverage! 😂👯‍♂️ Who knew having a doppelgänger could come in so handy for introverts?"

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