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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type β€œya’ll” instead of β€œy’all,” btw.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Reported on Pinterest:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I could post β€œhello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Just landed via Reddit:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Reported on Slack:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Breaking via Facebook:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Broadcasted on Slack:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Breaking via Twitch:

SomethΡ–ng wrong Ρ–n your lΡ–fe? There’s a nap for that.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡· has shared:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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I love when someone is like β€œI’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say β€œrepairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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β€œThe only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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When you say β€œYou’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

β€œYour sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Seen just now on Discord:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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