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- I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.
- Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.
- Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.
- Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
- Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
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- I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.
- Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.
- Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.
- Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
- Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
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