Funny useful quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, being unique is cool and all, but if you can't hang a shelf straight or find your keys, your friends might start questioning your usefulness 🤷‍♂️🔑#SpecialButPracticallyUseless"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

  Commentary:
  🤓📚 Did you know that according to a recent study, reading this very text made people feel like knowledgeable geniuses? Who would've thought a few words could make us feel so smart? 😂🧠 Just taking in some useful knowledge one emoji at a time!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

  Commentary:
  🌙✨ "Who knew the moon was the real MVP with that night shift hustle?! 🌚 Sorry sun, but the moon's got us covered when it comes to lighting up the night sky in style! 😎 #TeamMoon" 🌟🌝

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs productivity when you can have a flawless excuse for sleeping in? 😂 Keep dodging responsibilities like a pro, because who wants to be useful, right? 🛌💤 #SleepIsLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a dog that can high-five when you can have one that can fold laundry like a pro? 🐕👚 Let's revolutionize dog training one chore at a time! 💪🐾 #DomesticatedSuperheroes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs milk teeth when you could have adult teeth to match your adulting skills! 🦷💁‍♂️ Time to level up in the tooth game, kids! 😉 #AdultingIsHard"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

  Commentary:
  "Knowledge is like underwear – it's best kept close, appreciated for its value, and not required to be flaunted in public! 🧠🩲 #SmartandClassy"

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