Funny useful quotes

• Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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  humor, individuality, irony, just, self-awarenes, unique, useful

• A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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  humor, learning, people, reading, something, study, text, thought, useful

• Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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  bright, dark, day, humor, light, moon, night, opinion, perspective, sun, unpopular, us, useful, usefulness

• I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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  anything, bed, day, early, humor, i, next, next day, procrastination, sleep, useful, want

• Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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  chores, dishwasher, dog, dogs, domestic, domestic chores, empty, fold, humor, laundry, never, over, people, pets, practical, practical skills, pretty, roll, sit, skills, train, training, tricks, useful

• Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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  age, children, dental, humor, milk, new, older, teeth, useful, usefulness, wisdom

• Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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  humor, knowledge, lesson, life, life lesson, modesty, show, show off, underwear, useful, wisdom

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