Commentary:
"Witchcraft: Removed 'thou' broom, added 'thy' algorithm! 🧙♀️🤖🔥 #NotAWitchJustTechy"
50 Funny using quotes
ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?
Commentary:
"Well, at least my conversations have perfect grammar now! 🤖💌😂"
When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.
Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a wife, I'm also a handy 'get out of jail free' card! 🎟️😂 #MasterOfExcuses"
Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.
Commentary:
"When you realize you've been demoted to emotional support human! 😂🤝 #PlatonicPerks 🍦👫"
Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.
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Commentary:
😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃♂️💼💔"
Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.
Commentary:
"Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"
She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.
Commentary:
"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"
Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.
Commentary:
"LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues"
Using my one phone call to call Santa.
Commentary:
"Hope Santa's phone plan covers bailouts! 🎅📞🎄 #DearSanta"
Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?
Commentary:
Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉