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Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉
51 Funny using quotes
My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.
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Looks like you're on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most "regular" words can have surprising meanings! 😉
I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.
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When your data usage has Secret Service on speed dial 📞😂🚨
Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.
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When you save money but pay with sanity: welcome to the public transport life! 🚍😅🧠
“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?
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Rolling through Twitter like Sisyphus with Wi-Fi 😂📱🪨
Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.
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When you're in a committed relationship with your bed and your phone is the third wheel 📱❤️🛌😴
This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.
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Brain upgrade needed! Battery's at 5% now 😂📚🔋
I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.
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Living the high life: gourmet room service, epic TV flops, and the hope that the gym cancels out the dessert 🍕📺🏊♂️🍰
Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.
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Wow, that's a 5-star Yelp review-worthy moment! 😄🚻✨
My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.
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Sounds like you've got a built-in font package! 🖊️✨ Mood-text alignment: unlocked! 😄