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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

33 shares on Discord this month:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Live now on Telegram:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Spotted on Facebook:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Just landed via Threads:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Just landed via Slack:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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