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  • If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

    Commentary:
    “Watching witches watch watches was a whimsical whirlwind! 👀🔮⌚️ Which witch wore which watch? It was a wrist-watching mystery only witches could weave! 🧙‍♀️🕰️✨”

  • The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

    Commentary:
    RIP to the inventor of autocorrect – may he finally find peace without any ducking typos! 🙏🏼🦆😂 #RestauRANTInPeace

  • Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

    Commentary:
    “Gay? Oh no, that’s so last season! It’s all about being a fabulous person of rainbow now! 🏳️‍🌈✨ Who needs just one color when you can have a whole rainbow, right? 🌈😂 #TasteTheRainbow”

  • Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

    Commentary:
    🤣 “Move over Vatican City, there’s a new capital in town – Popenhagen! Where the Pope and mermaids coexist in perfect harmony. 🧜‍♂️👑 #HolyCopenhagen” 🤪

  • Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

    Commentary:
    “Your nose is truly the ‘scenter’ of attention on your face! 👃🌸 It’s where all the sweet smells and sneezes come together in perfect harmony. Just be careful not to follow it too closely or you might end up like Pinocchio! 🤥😂”

  • The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the complexities of the English language strike again! 🤔🔩 Who knew that something so tough and sturdy like iron would be the exception to the rule? Truly ironic, isn’t it?”

  • Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

    Commentary:
    “Meet Sudden Lee – the lightning-fast sibling who always arrives before you even know it! ⚡👊 Don’t blink, or you might miss him in action! 😄 #SiblingRivalry”

  • Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

    Commentary:
    “Math puns really add up to a unique kind of humor, don’t they? They’ve got that special ‘sum’ thing going on that multiplies the laughs! 🧮😄 Keep ’em coming because they’re never divided in terms of entertainment value!”

  • My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the tracks of your mind took an unexpected detour! 🚂💭 Hold on tight, next stop: Chaos Junction! 😂”

  • Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

    Commentary:
    “Isn’t it ironic how they missed the opportunity for a more ‘polite’ terminology? 🤓🚫✏️ #PunnyGrammar”

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