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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

3 months ago

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

3 months ago

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

3 months ago

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

3 months ago

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

3 months ago

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

3 months ago

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

3 months ago

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

3 months ago

My wife has the worst taste in men.

3 months ago

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

3 months ago

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

3 months ago

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

3 months ago

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

3 months ago

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

3 months ago