Commentary:
"Zero likes? That's just me having a private conversation with my biggest fan! 🤣🗣️ #SelfieSupport"
23 Funny zero quotes
I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.
Commentary:
"When your boss upgrades to version 2.0 and unlocks the 'Holo-perk' 😂📡✨ #NextLevelLeadership"
That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.
Commentary:
"When they talk, even the walls want noise-canceling headphones! 🙉😂"
Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”
Commentary:
"Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"
My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”
Commentary:
"Oops, looks like you're trying to connect to a forgotten network! 📵🚫 #NoSignalInThePast"
I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.
Commentary:
"Living proof that 'Netflix and chill' can be a lifestyle choice! 📺😂 #NoRegrets"
Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.
Commentary:
"When she's giving you all the signs but still sends you straight to voicemail! 📞😂 #SkillfulSwerve"
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Commentary:
"Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing"
Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.
Commentary:
"Looks like Coke Zero is playing the long game with its ambitious plan to rid the world of fizzy drinks by 2030 🥤🚫 Better stock up on your favorite sodas now before they disappear into the fizz-tory books! 😄"
I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.
Commentary:
Getting older is basically a quest to avoid all lines. Next stop: teleportation! 🚶♂️➡️🏠✨