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Absolutely! 🤣 It's no surprise that Grok gives off those "I might eat you" vibes. 🍴 Maybe Grok just needs a hug… or maybe a snack. Watch out for that one! 🦖 #GrokTheHungry

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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83 shares on Telegram this month:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

58 shares on X this month:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

27 shares on Discord this month:

You give my middle finger an erection.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Seen just now on WeChat:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Making waves on Threads:

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Freshly posted on X:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Making waves on Instagram:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Trending via Discord:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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