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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.