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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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I need a day off from myself.

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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