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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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76 shares on Slack this month:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

87 shares on YouTube this month:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

82 shares on Discord this month:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

30 shares on X this month:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

83 shares on Threads this month:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Shared recently on Messenger:

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

Spotted on Instagram:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Going viral on Messenger:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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