Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like even demons need a fresh start! 🤣👹✨ Who knew exorcisms could be mutual agreements? Just imagine the demon politely asking, "Would you mind casting me out, please?" 😈 #DemonEtiquette Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler. My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession. I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering. As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching! My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.
